Virtually Artificial Reality

aka V.A.R

The one who invents virtually artificial reality intercourse will be richer than god and better remembered than Hugh Heifer. Or is that the other way around? Echoes of the future are a sound so profound that it could always been taken the other way around!”

Of everything I have said, may say and will always continue to say, this previous statement is the one I wish to be known for. Why? Because it's the only solution I can see to save a bunch of dumb naked hominid descendents that like to call themselves "hugh-manity" in my personal artificial reality from their own overactive libidos, egos and mommy/daddy issues of dominance in the war of the sexes(1). Individuals indivisible from the collective, the gnu prime directive.

(1) “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger sans magick muder bag.